My Note To Self

Girl power!

January 13, 2005
Note To Self:

Did you know that if you fumble with your coat zipper for a little while and make little girly huffy noises, you can make a big strong man zip up your coat for you?
This fumbling thing and girly huffy noise thing works for getting boys to do other things too. For example:

Hold a pan. Stand in front of the stove, and stare at it. Intermittantly look back at the pan. Make girly huffy noise... Result: Boy makes dinner.

Stand in front of VCR and glare at blinking "12:00". Press all the buttons. Make girly huffy noise... Result: Boy sets VCR clock.

Pretty much anything you don't want to do? Just stare at it, make a big eyed pouty face and make girly huffy noises... Don't worry, a boy will do it.

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