Pro/Con- The List

- Gives me lots of attention

- Thinks I’m sexy

- Has a job and a decent car

- Is a “musician”

- Great arms

- Could teach me guitar when my classes are done

- Shaves his head- I LOVE me some bald men!

Cons:

- Is a 31-year old frat boy

- Doesn’t want to get to know any more about me than the “size of my rack”

- (Yes, that’s a direct quote)

- The kiss was HORRIBLE

- I feel smothered

- Keeps his porn collection in his living room for all to see

- Drinks more per day than I do in a week

- Calls me “babe”- I HATE that!!!

- Doesn’t like holding hands- which I LOVE!

- Says that jazz isn’t “real music”

- Said that the fact that I’m a songwriter is stupid

- Doesn’t want any children ever, and I do

- Didn’t know who the Pope was or why he’s “famous”… I’m Catholic

- He’s NOT FUNNY

- I feel awkward around him when we’re alone

- He tried to have phone sex with me via text message

- Doesn’t “approve” of the friends of mine that he’s met

- He played a song for me that I HATE

- And dedicated it to me

- As a token of his affection

- I HATE THAT SONG

- Won’t go to The New Orleans with me (my FAVORITE place), once again because “jazz isn’t real music”

- Refuses to accept my faith as a part of who I am

Well, I’m sure there are many more pros/cons, and I’ll update if I find any important ones. Other than that, it’s safe to say that I will not be involved with him any more. I’ll just have faith that someday the right one will find me, and I’ll find him, and we’ll find each other and get married and have babies and be happy forever… *sigh*

Peace Out.

C.

Listening to… “Self Adhesive Girl” by Art Leonard

Person of the Day… Art